People... who need people... are desparate people...
Sorry. Couldn't resist.
I'd love to hear from you. Really, I would. Tell me what you think of the site (and I don't want you web-design pros tellin' me the truth — gads, you people!). Lemme know if you like the stories or if you have a question about something I've done here.
Basically what I'm saying is LOOK OVER HERE AND GIVE ME ALL YOUR ATTENTION!
There.
I said it. It's out in the open.
whew
I feel so vulnerable...
See what you do to me?
You make me wanna be a better man.
And if Jack Nicholson calls, no, I didn't know he said that first. In that movie he did with Helen Hunt. "As Good As It Gets". The one with Greg Kinnear. That James L. Brooks directed. And wrote. You know the one. The one with the little teeny, weeny little doggy poo, oh, so cute you could squish his ribs in your hands. Yeah, that movie. Won all those awards, Oscars and Gloden Globes and all that good stuff and it had, like Cuba Gooding, Jr. in a small role. I think he played a gay guy. I think. And Nicholson had that thing where he wouldn't step on cracks in the street. Yeah, that movie. That one.
Well, I didn't see that particular film. No, I didn't. So tell Jack — IF he asks (volunteer nothing!) — I didn't know he said it first. You tell 'im, ya hear?
See, this is why you should write. If I'm not reading email, I'll be doing stuff like this.
And no one wants that, right?
So whatta ya waiting for? An invitation?
